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December 21, 2005
Well this is just bunch of quotables from one of the funniest(relativity is a bitch ain't it?) movies i have seen in a while, Set in the 1970's Will Ferell( most people i know hate him how? he kills it in SNL) as Ron Burgundy, his pals, Brian fantana, Brick Tamland and Champ Kind , Couch tato' you should really see movie, you will laugh at the stuff they come up with well atleast most of it...
Knowledgably killing it
Champ Kind: What in the hell's diversity?
Ron Burgundy: [clears throat] Well, I could be wrong, but I believe uh, diversity is an old wooden ship that was used during the civil war
Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
Veronica Corningstone: No, there's no way that's correct.
Ron Burgundy: I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.
Veronica Corningstone: Doesn't it mean Saint Diego?
Ron Burgundy: No. No.
Veronica Corningstone: No, that's - that's what it means. Really.
Ron Burgundy: Agree to disagree.
Hilarity (Courtesy of dueling newsmen)
Wes Mantooth: Nice clothes, gentlemen! I didn't know that the Salvation Army was having a sale. Am I right? Am I right? Look at these guys!
Brick Tamland: Hey! Where did you get those clothes? At the toilet store?
Wes Mantooth: What are you doing on our stations turf, Burgundy? You're about to get a serious beat down.
Champ Kind: I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!
Wes Mantooth: Dorothy Mantooth is a saint! You understand me? Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!
Ron Burgundy: Hey leave the mothers out of this. It's unnecessary. Besides, I'm sure Wes here is just upset about finishing second in the ratings again.
Wes Mantooth: That's completely uncalled for, Burgundy. You know those rating systems are flawed. They don't take in account houses that have... uh... more than two television sets... and other things of that nature.
Ron Burgundy: I guess I have to take you at your word, No.2. You have a great day, fellas, we'll see you around the bend.
Wes Mantooth: Son of a bitch!
more
Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby.
Ron Burgundy: I'm not a baby, I'm a MAN, I am an ANCHORMAN!
and
Ron Burgundy: [sporting an erection after talking to Veronica, addressing the office] Don't act like you're not impressed!..took the cake
Ron Burgundy: Wait, Veronica, please tell me this is some kind of sick tasteless joke.
Veronica Corningstone: You weren't here! Why are you being this way? Why can't you just be proud of me as a peer and my gentleman lover?(I died when i heard this..who talks like this)
Ron Burgundy: I can't believe you did this to me! You read my news!
Veronica Corningstone: I told you that I wanted to be an anchor. I told you that.
Ron Burgundy: I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke, I even wrote it down in my diary. ?
Veronica had a very funny joke today.? I laughed at it later that night!
Veronica Corningstone: I can't believe that I cared for you!
Ron Burgundy: Get out! Just go! We are through! Through! Because of your actions, you scorpion woman!
Veronica Corningstone: You have broken my heart, Mr. Burgundy. You have broken my heart.
In the TV spots they were showing Ron Burgundy interviewing for a postiton in Espn before it became big and him scoffing "this stupid no one wants sports news channel for 24 hrs"
for more visit..here
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0357413/quotes
AOB:
My main man Akiey, Mucho gracias for hooking up a brother with that real shit,HEAT, signed, sealed delivered and all, christmas gifts don't come this practical...."Riot music" is unbelievable, not at all in the right state of mind to review the lp's....but believe this Blitz the future..do not sleep, Insomniacs need to wake up.... review in the new year
14 Comments:
BAM!I'm number one here too!Yes that movie rocked.The talking dog,remember the way Ron fixed himself so fast after he was washed up and was summoned in the bar?The dog with sub-titles and the clad !Damn that movie rocked!!!!
Tue Dec 20, 05:52:00 PM
sounds like some hilarious stuff. will look out for it.
hope you keeping good. feeling the radio.blog joints!
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Tue Dec 20, 06:14:00 PM
Merry Xmass and Happy new year
Wed Dec 21, 06:02:00 AM
-U're welcome Msanii & thanks for the shout out. U know I got ur back bro?
I am glad U got the fire from Blitz. Spin that music & enjoy ur xmas gift and by extension ur b-day (hope I didn't whisper this out too loud for KBW's ears??)
Haha, this is some really hilarious sh*t you got going no here Msanii, LOL! Nearly knocked me off my seat this Ron Burgundy is the real deal funny bastard of a guy & his antics just killed me!!
-As for that insane Champ Kind? the stuff the Loonie House is made of,lol!
-Talking of SNL? Is it just me or is Tina Fey hott, very hott esp with them thick nerdy glasses on:))!
Wed Dec 21, 03:02:00 PM
PS: Thanks for the info on Begotten Sun, I love their tracks. Now U know I'll be camping on your blog sampling thru the tracks like Prince back in the day:)!
Wed Dec 21, 03:03:00 PM
@Acolyte...LOL..baxter was the name you rememebr him telling the dog he does not understand spanish? heheheh...merry xmas and happy new year
@Obi..man thanks for stopping by appreciate the love. hope everything is well on your end..merry xmas and happy new year.
Nakeel..how come you are not on NYD? getting to your page is a haso..merry xmas and happy new year
@Akiey...man had to give DAP where its due. speaking of which tell someone had burned some food jana? yes tina fey is a bit on the geeky side for me and very paged..there goes your hook up hopes..about Bsun its only one guy..btw and if ya want it i got you..merry xmas and happy new year
@Mutumia..LOL i had mentioned it?damn amenisiac by the day. appreciate you taking time to listen, mucho gracias. which song did you like?
Thu Dec 22, 11:41:00 AM
1.I smell someone who loved a movie totally...are these the makings of a Couch Potato XL?
2.It was a great movie and you know i love me some cheap humor
3.Arent u amazed at how much data IMDB has...damn...IMDB rocks!!!
Fri Dec 23, 09:15:00 AM
Msanii just want to say Merry christmas and a very happy New year
been fab blogging with you!
Sat Dec 24, 01:21:00 AM
merry x-mas man and a happy 2006.
Sun Dec 25, 09:50:00 AM
LOL@ at someone having burned food...kind of adds new meaning to "We Be Burnin" Hope Xmas munchies were made to perfection though.
-Maaan, plz let me hold the fire that is Begotten Sun & kudos for the info, I thought theirs was a group thing.
-Aaaaah, so Ms Fey is out of my league now?tsk, tsk, what's a blogger to do?LOL!
Mon Dec 26, 10:43:00 PM
Donnoh if you're posting today but all the same...
HAPPY B-DAY MSANII to-tha-XL!!
Have a grand time & loads of fun kijana!
Mon Dec 26, 11:34:00 PM
HEY happy birthday to you. many best wishes and happy returns.
Tue Dec 27, 06:39:00 AM
Hiyah!!!! Belated Happy B-day. And merry Christmas... Hope you had a better time with santa than I... APB still out and active!
Wed Dec 28, 04:32:00 AM
@Akiey ..were you camping on my birthday? you are actually namba..1 seeing that you are a awhole..24 mins before even the day..Thanks a lot mayne.
@ooney..somebody better be coming out of that cake..or else.
@Gishungwa...Thanks a bunch you awfully kind.
@Stunuh..thanks a lot..ST.nicks a wanted man huh?
Wed Dec 28, 06:56:00 AM
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