
Picture this...you are walking towards your car(in this case my jalopy) and before you get to the car you are all hype ...of course its time to go home, and unwind that sort of thing, but before you do you notice you blinkers on..a myriad of thoughts run through your head...damn "where the hell am i gonna get a jump?", why didn't my dumb ass turn them of?", who has time to wait for damn tow track?", "great i get to waste an hour", to i hope " E (my bro) has his celly on him"... those where my exact thoughts....just before i saw wires sticking out of my dash board, little did i know that some 'friends' (most people refer to them as thieves) decided i do not need my car audio any more, along with my most PRIZED collection of cd's. So they figured they would take them away for safe keeping. this is the part where i get throw hissy fit
*&%^$)#=+!@!@+/*&^%$#@~I mean these cats helped themselves to my contacts and its not like they are the swanky, colorful type, they are damn prescription lenses, dumbasses even took my cupholder. What sort of crackhead type dude would do that??....a few moments of a mini-shell shock as i started agonizing "where am i gonna get those cd's again", damnit those dudes did me dirty and what makes it worse is they will never ,ever love my Mamaland hip hop. anyway i'm glad Furahi-day is here so i get to forget and move on....Muthafuck your punk asses ..Ghasia sana. when they get to heaven or hell i want them to ba asked why did you leave Msanii_XL's blinkers on?? i mean how cruel!!!!eishh
Finally football(American/NFL) season is here cannot wait.....there is no period of time i enjoy like this, Wrists have been broken don't touch the remote please tuheshimiane, mouths taped shut : nyamazisha ama tuma email, among a host of many other misdemeanors. ok i'm reaching but i do enjoy myself 16 weeks of Bliss. From NE dominance(i loath them btw) , No Fun Confrence, Vicks extraodinary exploits, (anybody catch yesterdays game Matt Jones.. who?Matt Jones who? the jaguars rookie, he had spectacular catch hope he makes that boring ass squad better. Now to some choices words for some teams.
@izziatic...the Skins belong to JV league..why are they even bothering to play in the L? such substandard WR core it ain't even funny and Geriatrics coaching staff to boot. and this time around i do not want your money. I'm benevolent dude betting against you to see if the skins are going to get a TD is something my heart is not going to let happen.
@S! .....just realised this fellow blogger is a Bills fan damu, atleast ya'll got rid of that Statue behind the O-line. he is Tuna's problem now, speaking of which your D is pretty good Pats need to loose twice to Bills please hold up the end of your bargain.
Eagles....eish get rid of the mouthy dude already its like if dude is not the center of attention even for minute he'll die. but wait if you do that what happens to your attack? Stinkson(how was dude not wiaved after last years antics?) dudes all over L always complain/write books ' just throw me the ball' ....this one is a new species avoid the pigskin like the plague. the rest of the corps are unproven and eagles are hardly a rushing team.
Ravens... B, and M i got love for you and praying for the best for ya ..i keed your ravens need not to even sniff the post season and after last saturday who am i to argue Boller is going to cost you a post season place you can't rely on D alone atleast have functioning offense or something
Patriots....Magaidi and BB nothing really to hate on but damn this teams get on my nerves i hope the lose of Weis and crennel has an effect 10-6 is not bad record, with a loss in the wildcard is not that bad. G-ni you pats fan too?
Rams...my squad and the 06 superbowl champs..nuff said you people are not ready for this trust me.
Enjoy the weekend
Peace
p.s. Kanye's new cd is dope as hell but would his arrogant just STFU, walking around saying this is going to be the gratest record of the century' you serious??? the century just started. i guarantee you pple get turned off with that attitude.
15 Comments:
Hey Dude...or should I say Santa's little helpe? Damn shame about your car, hope the theives die of an itchy arse! Have a good weekend. As for the NFL, you're lucky you get to watch it, they don't have it on my end of the pond :(
Sat Aug 27, 03:12:00 AM
Auuuwu... Pole Msanii...
I feel your pain. Some hairy-buttocked, pimpled-makended, shrivelled-mborod, afro-futhid b*stards made away with my tingy and music collection (that I took a good part of 4 years to collect) late last year!!!
Lakini the blinkers thing was low and uncalled for...
Pole my guy, pole sana...
Sat Aug 27, 05:26:00 AM
damn, that was just terrible, pole...it really sucks.
You killed me...
"Wrists have been broken don't touch the remote please tuheshimiane, mouths taped shut : nyamazisha ama tuma email" lol!
I am more of a chiefs fan...though for the last couple of years they just let the superbowl slip through their fingers - several times.I cant seem to wacha them!.aargh. as for bills, what is it about that team, the pple i know who are fans are just fanatics...niambie tafadhali.
Sat Aug 27, 06:14:00 AM
damn, felt your pain over that heist. you know my story! we should start a support group for those dispossessed of their music or something!!!
well, about the pats...you would expect me to be rooting for them but i am a little uncomfortable with empires. i just think that it is becoming too predictable with them (ask me about the redsox)
Sun Aug 28, 09:46:00 AM
Hey dude u do know we're still tight as always...roomates for life...but stay clear off S!!! he on a league of his own!!!!
Mon Aug 29, 07:00:00 AM
@Stunuh..I wrapped the gift personally...lol, those worthless s.o.b.s malipo ni hapa hapa. About the NFL you are missing out my dear.
@Milo..four years?? whoa..been getting my netlegg on the whole weekend. I hope i take less time though. Thanks!
@Afro nishapoa..KC damu...ha ha only problem is your conference is hard, oh btw ya'll ain't never been close to a Superbowl...ha ha (ok that was low I apologise)? don't mind me i enjoy trash talking in non malice kinda way.
@Haidhuru..a PATS fan????arghhhhhhhhhh lemmie save it..you are gonna get it..LOL.
@G-ni..ha ha shit is depressing right? A beantown dude who is anti-pats..thats a first the few i met were extremely rub-it-in-your-faces types..Shindwe!!
@Nicko..When you say league of his own you mean total basketcase? or?
Mon Aug 29, 10:56:00 AM
an attack on our very existence!
Your cd collection was goin on six summers strong, it had more depth than a russian sub tangled in fishing nets deep below the pacific, had more classics than reebok kicks and more underground tracks than the NY subway system. Screw the crack head responsible.
I'm still luvin my Redskins despite their notable absence in the playoffs for the past couple of yrs. I continue my hate campaign on the Patriots, yes they are a dynasty and thats the part I'm lovin coz unlike diamonds, "a dynasty doesn't last forever" just like Chauncy Billups and the Detroit Pistons proved that they r not a gals, bestfriend ha!
izziatic
"cold yet intimate, dangerous but diplomatic"
Mon Aug 29, 01:57:00 PM
I swear If those muthas jacked that Tumi CD I'm on my way there na:
Squadi chafu,
ya wathii ka mia tatu,
alafu hao wezi tutawashika, tutawafinya,
maghasia,
hamuwezi tu ingia gari ya beste yetu ka bafu....hahaha
Weweee wachana na Pats, only mammoth task on our hands right now is getting Brady to pass 'HOW TO FRONT A TOUGH GUY IMAGE 101'
LOL at weak 'rhyme' attempt
Mon Aug 29, 11:17:00 PM
believe me.. we would have paid akina Cowboys to take that Statue of Immobility off us! considering we still hate them for the beatings in the SuperBowls!
that Matt Jones.. chunga, jamaa has potential!
by the way Msanii, are you playing Fantasy? ama you're one of those hardcore fans who don't believe in it? am trying my hand at it for the first time this year..
and to close.. the Pats are going down this year!! i mean, i would love them to go down.. they're to NFL what the Ethiopians have become to us in athletics.. they're really good, but man o man wouldn't we love to twanga them! it's a commonly held belief that we don't really care if we go 2-14 in the season, as long as we beat Pats both times!
Thu Sep 01, 07:56:00 PM
hehe.. just read Nicko's comment.. yes, basket case would be more like it! ;-)
@ afromusing.. buffalonians are like kenyans.. simple hardworking people who smile through the biggest adversities.. i.e intense snowbound winters, losing 4 superbowls in a row.. etc!! and yeah, we love our beer, nyamchom and football up here too!
@ Msanii.. manze, you forgot to mention the kickass special teams we got!! ;-)
Thu Sep 01, 08:02:00 PM
@Izz..damn son you ain't go all okt p bitek kick poetry and shit...ha ha jus playing but yes that was attack on my innermost element..ye yes down with the patriots.
@bb..ha ha blessed by rhyme...lol the GQ interview wasn't enough *Waahh waahhh* "i don't want to be a good guy" *waah waah*
@S!..i played for while before around 02/03, now its just too complicated..which one are you joining for pay or? either its fun. atleast ya'll play special teams us thats something of an afterthought..Martz just wants to play "fantasy" ball. but i'm encouraged after monday's game..SJ is going to be a beast.
@B & M...new name fo Ravens..humming birds. hey i heard someone call you that and i ran with it
Fri Sep 02, 06:59:00 AM
s!, lol! aaah i see...
Sat Sep 03, 12:15:00 PM
wow i feel your pain about the cds being thugged...that just sadistic!
Wed Sep 07, 03:58:00 PM
eh...msanii!!i have a long memory! did you catch this sunday's game btwn chiefs and jets? uuuh want to laugh again? Oh no let me...kc 27 jets 0 zilch. they are not looking too bad!
How about an open thread on sunday for football?
Sun Sep 11, 01:01:00 PM
@luna thanks...for sharing my pain..lol
@afro...we should...that would be fun...
Mon Sep 12, 01:23:00 PM
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